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ommanyte:

lilnikolius:

ommanyte:

he’s not reading this

Who?

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

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ultra-frog:

NEW FRIEND DISCOVERED

I introduce you to the reticulated siren: a new salamander species discovered in the Alabama/Florida area.

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Look at him.

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LOOK AT THOSE GILLS

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THE SHEER ELEGANCE OF THIS MADMAN. FIT TO BE A MODEL. WE WAS GLAM. I WILL DIE FOR THEM.

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0013001:

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

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cutereptiles:

:[_____]

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roseys:
“Eclipse vibes
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roseys:

Eclipse vibes

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thebootydiaries:

me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let’s talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.

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skidar:

nichaelforyou:

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 


I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

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shitpostinguniverse:

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popokko:

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

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benepla:

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

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he just fucking murders homer gay rights

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